Lawyers
Mesmes 2006.06.02. 11:35
Lawyers
Lawyers are just like physicians: what one says, the other contradicts. Sholom Aleichem
Lawyer - A learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself. Henry Brougham
Lawyer - A chimney-sweeper who has no objection to dirty work, because it is his trade. Charles Caleb Colton
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour. Thomas Jefferson
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. John Keats
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. Charles Lamb
Those who use the law as shoemakers use leather; rubbing it, pressing it, and stretching it with their teeth, all to the end of making it fit their purposes. Louis XII
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. Robert Smith Surtees
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. Patrick Murray
"An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer." Evelle Younger.
"If you don't get a lawyer who knows law then get the one who knows the Judge !."
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