Television
Mesmes 2006.06.02. 11:36
Television
If 'nothing is ever on' try unplugging the television for about 2 years, that usually fixes the problem. ~ William Raf
Television is for appearing on, not looking at. ~ Noel Coward
TV is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. ~ Bill Hicks
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms. ~ Alan Coren
Seeing a murder on television can . help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. ~ Alfred Hitchcock
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education. ~ Paul Erdös
The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience ~ Bill Bryson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. ~ Marlon Brando
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. ~ Alfred Hitchcock
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
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